Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Getting to the Bottom of This

Poor Pippa Middleton – ever since the marriage of her sister, Kate Middleton, to Prince William, she has been hounded by the paparazzi and the press alike.  Her butt has been front page news  (if you don't believe me, just google  "Pippa Middleton butt" and you will get an eyeful!).  Her walk down the aisle in that gorgeous off-white Alexander McQueen bridesmaid’s gown has everyone talking about her gorgeous figure.  People are actually accusing Pippa of padding her royal rump. "Rubbish" as they say in merry old England!


So what is Pippa’s dirty little secret?  She has revealed that she owes her bum to daily Pilates classes in a small studio near her London apartment.  This is proof that Pilates can work wonders for the buttocks.  Now, her curves will soon be available to all since her Pilates trainer, Margot Campbell, signed a book deal with publisher, Hodder, following a fierce bidding war.  Yes, Pilates is a fabulous way to elongate the muscles, strengthen the core, realign the body and enhance flexibility.  But we knew that already, right?  Pippa, if Margot takes off on you girl, I will gladly step in as your private Pilates trainer.  Just send the private jet, please!!!

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